my eggs a shark

The egg may be passive but since when does passive mean weak or inferior.  The Egg is like an Angel Shark it lays in wait.  Until some exhausted sperm, like a fish, finally thinks its found a good place to snack or rest (or ok it's found the egg, but that ruins the metaphor) And then the egg like the angle shark eats its pray( or absorbs it if you want to be scientific).  Once its finished, it goes back to resting quietly on the ocean floor. (for about nine months or so)